What's the most valuable lesson you've learned in life, and how has it impacted your journey so far?
Last Updated: 18.06.2025 15:41
Just you, me, in a vat of lime jello, pulling hair, calling each other names …
But Tess! I mean Betty! I mean Veronica! (I can never remember who is who) which ever one you are, I love you!
Remember, kids, masturbation will make you see the devil everywhere!
Why does it matter so much to atheists that God doesn't exist?
In 1954 complete bastard and censorship campaigner Fredric Wertham published a book for the stated goal of creating a moral panic around comic book's alleged impact on juvenile delinquency. Much like the House Committee on Un-American Activities' disastrous impact on the film industry, the Comics Code Authority (obey, puny humans) put many hardworking comic book characters out of work all because of one poorly written book called …
¡Explotando Dick por todos lados!
Torchy thinks: Maybe I could play a gangster's moll since apparently smoking is still seen as wholesome and American.
Why has Biden pulled ahead in battleground states and is now projected to win the 2024 presidency?
Sex! Lingerie! Knock knock jokes!
In order to answer this I came up with a little story that goes like this …
Before there was MAGA there was … the Comics Code Authority
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And I ended up moonlighting in Japanese porn, but the less said about that the better.
Speaking of which, poor Cleo Coco has ended up appearing in anti-vice pamphlets.
Two letters of transit signed by General De Gaulle … Stimpy, you eediot!
Why are Republican politicians so afraid to oppose Trump?
Tess' boyfriend, Ed, now works as a Peter Lorre impersonator.
And then working as Betty and Veronica's body doubles ...
Ironically, Wertham focused on stories about crime, singling out Batman and Robin for its gay subtext and Dick Tracy for its violence.
Who are the IT boys of the 1st, 2nd, 3rd, and 4th generation in K-pop?
At least until the peyote kicks in ...
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Perhaps now we can explore what being a “gal pal” really means.
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Dick! I heard about the lay-off. What's a square-jaw crime fighter doing these days to bring in the bling?
“Your boyfriend is a total perv, mommy.”
I've also been making ends meet ... By appearing in Tijuana splatter comics as Evil Gringo #2.
Marijuana makes Jesus cry!
Let's do what we always do, lay around half-naked while men make terrible jokes at our expense.
Every day is a good day to punch a Nazi! I mean MAGA! I mean the Comics Code Authority! (I can never remember who is who)
What is the worst name in Tolkien’s legendarium (meaning and look)?
Make Nazis afraid again!
Yes, Tess, crime doesn't pay but apparently Rated-G horror does.
Shameless vixen! Trollop!
Gadzooks! It's Torchy Todd slumming it in Yugoslavian science fiction! The shame!
Of all the layoffs, Torchy Todd and her gal pal, Tess Parker, were hit the hardest.
Torchy, we're unemployed … And no one is hiring scantily-clad wastrels these days.
Shouldn’t there be a short porn platform like TikTok?
Only zombies dig to rock and roll, daddy-O!
After you lather me up with that strawberry hand lotion.
Times might be tough … But at least there's one thing we all agree on.
Why is it rare for someone to despise both the Democrats and Republicans?
I hear you're a stunt-double now for Fred in Scooby-Doo.